Madea Goes To Jail - YouTube Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. [pulls out a box of brownies] Drop it like its hot. Madea : Madea: [to Toni] I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. 'Cuz you'll sit there and you'll go Because half of these people, you be sitting around crying about it, worrying about it and then two or three years from now you ain't even gonna remember their last name. if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. Madea Goes to Jail - Wikipedia Her part here - a minister combing the street for crack-whores to rescue - is about three times as large. Meanwhile, in the B-plot to the movie, a prostitute named Candace (Keshia Knight Pulliam) fatefully encounters Josh (Derek Luke), her best friend from . Especially if you know that you done everything you can do. Madea is picked up by Cora, Mr. Brown, and Brian while Candace and Josh walk out of the prison together and share a kiss in front of the press. [under her breath] I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Now, that old woman has been giving the police the blues all of her life. Mm-hmm. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Sonny - Right. You're here because of what YOU did. Letterman was still confused. Madea : [to Sonny] I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. Blow the other way, they're over here. If somebody want to walk out of your life, LET THEM GO. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital? But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns (David and Tamala Mann) rally behind her . Madea 'I'm sorry, you gots to go. Move on, let them go! Where' you at? Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Quicker on the uptake than any of Eddie Murphy's fat ladies, quicker even than Flip Wilson's Geraldine Jones. As of July 12, 2009, 1,125,422 DVD units have been sold, gathering revenue of $18,223,621. Madea: Cora do me a favor. If somebody want to walk out of your life, LET THEM GO. What I DO is tell them, 'Look, this thing you doing right here is gonna cause a problem. While in DeKalb County Prison, Candace reunites with Donna and reveals her long prison sentence. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free. He tells Ellen that they were close friends from childhood through college, but during their college years, all of Josh's friends mistreated and bullied Candace because of her background and he started pushing her away out of embarrassment. People have to learn how to be alone. [11] A Blu-ray version was released on November 23, 2010. 1 May 2023. Filming & Production They ain't never gonna be nothing, that's what they put on this earth for, to be what they are: A LEAF. Straight From The A [SFTA] - Atlanta Entertainment Industry Gossip & News Pete: Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me. Did I ever ask you for anything? Madea Goes To Jail : Lionsgate : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming Madea - Better mean it. Madea: Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together. Madea The judge in question is Greg Mathis who sentences her to prison for five to ten years. Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people. : He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail". Beat me with your Bible every five minutes like my Grandma did? [citation needed]. Madea Goes to Jail Synopsis: Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters. Madea Goes To Jail Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Madea: [to Sonny] I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. She was probably in jail for about 20 minutes of the movie and half the time was spent in a cliche montage as the days of a calendar get counted off. There is, however, Viola Davis, who might win an Oscar tomorrow for her one scene in "Doubt." The next day, Ellen later asks Josh how he knows Candace. : There's even a scene where she pulls an. You need to fix that because if we're gonna be friends and gonna be cool, you need to fix that. Madea: I've been tearing that ass up. Filming & Production I ain't joking here, now. I'm sorry. I know you can't read but that sign say "Do not feed the monkeys". The film was released on February 20, 2009. https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_131851, https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_quotes_131851. What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? In fact, the whole idea of "Madea goes to jail" is misleading. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. : Did I ever ask you for anything? Although Josh tries to assure her that he is only trying to help an old friend, Linda tells him that it was Candace's own fault for being who she is and that he should only socialize with a higher class of people. : That same evening at Madea's house, she is waiting on her front lawn when the police arrive and is arrested after being tackled. : Yes, we catch her fixing it in the mirror. She tells the class they need to stop seeing themselves as victims and forgive those who led them onto the bad paths they've been on, as they weren't the ones who ended up in jail. Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://re.movieunlimited.net/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.yout. Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? Madea After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. If you can't walk up in your house and you ain't got no peace, then something's wrong. You're in here going on about what your daddy did to you. He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". Company Credits : 1 May 2023. [considers it] If you can't walk up in your house and you ain't got no peace, then something's wrong. Those who know Perry's oeuvre . Cora: What? Sonny Meanwhile, in the B-plot to the movie, a prostitute named Candace (Keshia Knight Pulliam) fatefully encounters Josh (Derek Luke), her best friend from college who now works as an assistant district attorney. Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. [looking at Cora's WWJD bracelet] I'm not sure why Madea's name is in the title of this movie. : [pulls out a box of brownies] TADA! And it'll get easier, I promise you. Some people are like leaves on a tree. : You better hear me, That's for sure! I don't understand all these people crying about 'I need somebody. - It's all over the news. You or me? Madea: Ride or die, fool! Something big is coming to the big house. : Hell. With the help of her friend Donna (Vanessa Ferlito), and Helen (Viola Davis), a serious Determinator of the Church, justice is eventually done. But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. You look like you've been doing hard time. Madea : Madea : He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain. Madea: You got to go on with your life. your own Pins on Pinterest Okay? Even though she blackmailed him into keeping quiet, he was eventually able to come clean about it and bring her down. [chuckles]. : What've you been doing to my daughter? And if you don't, we're gonna have an issue'. Madea Madea Madea: You see, some people just gotta learn to be by themselves. Since then, Josh has continued to harbor deep-seated guilt for leaving her behind and failing to protect her. What? You're here because of what YOU did. This page was last edited on 23 April 2023, at 14:39. Miyamoto Musashi. (Sofa Vergara) as a cellmate and befriends Candace, coming to her defense when she is sexually harassed by prison "boss" Big Sal (Robin Coleman). The lever should be in the "drive" position. Madea: Yeah, go on head and spread em. The real story deals with Josh (Derek Luke), an assistant D.A. Madea Goes to Jail () - YouTube Where is my meal? There ya go, spread that, check that. Let folks go, Sonny. Madea: I know you can't read but that sign say "Do not feed the monkeys". Every day, it'll get easier and easier and easier, you just have to make it through. : Opinion on Madea's so-called innocence was actually divided, with a number of people, including Whoopi Goldberg on The View, trying to get others to realize that Madea had in fact committed the crimes she was arrested for even if her sentence was longer than it should've. Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
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